Comedy, dance, and Giants Baseball.
SF Ballet: Onegin
Present-Friday, February 3rd at 8PM
War Memorial Opera House, 401 Van Ness Avenue, San Francisco
Price: $36-$285
Joining SF Ballet’s repertoire for the first time, John Cranko’s intensely dramatic work Onegin is a masterful ballet adaptation of the early-19th century novel in verse, Eugene Onegin, by Alexander Pushkin. The passionate story of Russian aristocrat Eugene and his lost chance for love with the beautiful Tatiana, unleashes heartbreaking themes of unrequited love, anguish, and tragic irony. Set to a powerful score by Tchaikovsky, this production features lavish scenery and costumes by award-winning designer Santo Loquasto and lighting by James F. Ingalls.
Source: SFBallet.org
ACT: Humor Abuse
Present – February 5th at various times
American Conservatory Theater, Geary Street, San Francisco
Price: $20-$85
Throughout his one-man show, Lorenzo Pisoni often describes himself as “not funny.” However, he shows excellent comedic timing that draws in more than a few laughs. (I say “mission accomplished, sir.”). But “Humor Abuse” is more than Pisoni’s stage memoir about clowning and growing up in a circus family. It is about a turbulent father-son relationship. It is about young boy becoming a man. And, by finding his own voice, it is about a man discovering and understanding his father, the original Lorenzo Pisoni. This 80-minute production is filled with spectacular stunts, touching photos, physical comedy, and much more. A must see for anyone with a pulse!
Source: ACT-SF.org
Killing My Lobster
Wednesday, February 1st at 8PM
The Eureka Theatre, 215 Jackson Street, San Francisco
Price: $20
Killing My Lobster is hailed by the SF Chronicle as “the closest thing we have to Second City” and heralded as “an orgy of comic genius” by Comedy Central. It has created original work for HBO, is a two-time winner of the “Best of the Fringe” Award at the SF Fringe Festival and was voted “Best Comedy Group” by the San Francisco Bay Guardian. The group has created numerous award-winning short films taking home the Golden Spire Prize at the SF International Film Festival. KML shows incorporate live music, multimedia, and thematically coherent through-lines, with a consistent emphasis on high production value.
Source: SFSketchFest.com
Celebrity Autobiography: The Next Chapter
Friday, February 3rd at 8PM
Saturday, February 4th at 8PM
Marines’ Memorial Theatre, 609 Sutter Street, San Francisco
Price: $50
The internationally acclaimed, long-running Celebrity Autobiography: The Next Chapter, returns to SF Sketchfest on Friday, February 3 and Saturday, February 4 at 8pm at the Marines’ Memorial Theatre with new hits and old classics. This year Rachel Dratch (30 Rock), Will Forte (Saturday Night Live), Laraine Newman (Metalocalypse), Fred Willard (Best in Show) and Celebrity Autobiography’s co-creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel read memoirs of celebs such as Snooki, Streisand, Hasselhoff, Madonna, Beyonce, Bieber and beyond!
Source: MarineClub.com
Theme Park Improv
Friday, February 3rd at 10:30PM
Marines’ Memorial Theatre, 609 Sutter Street, San Francisco
Price: $35
The Theme Park Improv Show’s improvisers wing an entire set of fast-paced long-form scenes and characters based upon stories from a special guest monologist. After three sold-out years, they return to SF Sketchfest with a spectacular new lineup: Rachel Dratch (Saturday Night Live), Simon Helberg (The Big Bang Theory), Michael Hitchcock (Best in Show), Jessica Makinson (Halfway Home), Oscar Nunez (The Office), Cole Stratton (Pop My Culture Podcast), Janet Varney (Dinner and a Movie), guest monologist Bob Odenkirk (Breaking Bad).
Source: MarineClub.com
ODC/Dance Unplugged
Friday, February 3rd from 7-9PM
ODC Theater, 3153 17th Street, San Francisco
Price: $20
Get a behind-the-scenes look at Brenda Way’s latest work-in-progress set to premiere at Dance Downtown in March. Breathing Underwater explores interactions among four women, from tender to exclusionary to aggressive. An original score by Zoë Keating will be performed live at the March season. Dive deep into the creative process with Brenda, discover how an idea turns into a movement phrase, and learn more about the experience of musical collaboration.
Source: ODCTheater.org
19th Annual KNBR 680 Giants FanFest
Saturday, February 4th from 10AM-3PM
AT&T Park, San Francisco
Price: Free
Pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training soon, but before that Giants players and fans are to report to the ballpark for a full day of fun celebrating the Orange & Black. Get autographs from your favorite players, buy tickets to upcoming games, check out a live KNBR broadcast with interviews, enjoy a kids zone with interactive games, and a whole lot more! Admission is free. Donations are encouraged at the gates to the Giants Community Fund.
Source: KNBR.com SFGiants.com
Madonna Flash Mob
Saturday, February 4th from 12-4PM
Various Areas, San Francisco
Price: Free
It’s official! Madonna will perform at the Super Bowl half-time show on Sunday February 5th, in order to promote the release of new record. Let’s celebrate her future performance at the Superbowl as well as the release of her new record by doing a big flash mob on Saturday February 4th, in several locations of San Francisco. We will perform the following Madonna Medley including Don’t Tell Me, Express Yourself, Holiday, Music, and Vogue. (Exact times and locations will be available soon on the website).
Source: BayAreaFlashMob.com
The Golden Glass: A Slow Food San Francisco Event
Saturday, February 4th from 1-5PM
Fort Mason Center, The Herbst Pavilion, San Francisco
Price: $30-$80
The Golden Glass is a lively gastronomic and educational event featuring national and international wines complemented by culinary delights from the Bay Area’s top restaurants and artisan producers. Golden Glass is the annual fundraiser for Slow Food San Francisco. Proceeds will benefit key Slow Food San Francisco initiatives, including the School Gardens Initiative and Slow Food USA’s Ark of Taste program.
Source: TheGoldenGlass.com
SF Yellow Bike Project Benefit Feat. Maus Haus
Saturday, February 4th at 8PM
The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell Street, San Francisco
Price: $15-$25
The San Francisco Yellow Bike Project (SFYBP) is a volunteer-led initiative that transforms donations into rideable bicycles for the Bay Area and beyond. SFYBP operates community bike shops, teaches bike mechanics and maintenance, and celebrates cycling.
Source: Do415.com
Kaiser Permanente Half Marathon & 5K Run
Sunday, February 5th from 8-11AM
Golden Gate Park, John F. Kennedy Drive near Stow Lake Drive, San Francisco
Price: $35-$60
Join us for a competitive or just plain fun morning in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park. Kaiser Permanente wants to help you exercise your Mind, Body and Sole to promote your total health. Your participation in this event helps support the Koret Family House, The Harbor Light Center for Alcoholism and Drug Abuse, and Support for Families of Children with Disabilities. This RRCA Western Region Half Marathon Championship certified 13.1 mile course is ranked as one of the most scenic in the country by Runner¹s World.
Source: Xnet.KP.org/SanFrancisco




